For the utterly jobless (3) - Watch insane videos on YouTube

Hello !! Welcome to the third edition of "For the Utterly Jobless" . I hope that you've wasted your time reading the other 2 editions of FTUJ :D . This one features some unbelievably stupid clips from commercial movies which went down the drain ,enacted by a "leading artiste" of the South Indian Film industry. Such clips provide really good pass time for the utterly jobless souls.

*STATUATORY WARNING* Please donot try these at home .Parental guidance is highly recommended :P

Open heart surgery with mobile phones:

This clip shows the latest advancements in heart surgery , demonstrated by Vijaykanth (who will be referred to as Capt. from now on) . Capt. demonstrates that mobile phones can be used for more than just yakking with another person. See how the powerful light emitted from the phone's screen helps the quacks er.. doctors to perform the surgery.



The next clip shows paranormal physics , superbly demonstrated by Capt. The baddie points a pistol (fake) at our hero , who pays no heed to the baddie's threat and keeps walking , gets shot and no, it doesnt end with that.. amazingly, our Captain survives and the bullet ricochets back to the baddie ,killing him instantly. Our modest superhero Capt. then reveals his secret that saved him - a plate stolen from a nearby hotel, which he then flings away with style. Capt. thus makes a fool out of Stephanie Kwolek.



This amazing clip shows that even Bill Gates or any other geek at microsoft have no clue that the software named Windows Media Player has mutated. Our Supergeek/Superhero Capt. makes the best use of this mutation to type in commands and lo and behold - WiMP becomes an interactive software thus clearly showing that it has a mind of its own. Screw you Billy.



This next video shows Capt.'s electrifying performance as he beats the crap out of electricity. The baddie approaches menacingly towards Capt., brandishing two electrodes , which donot blow the fuse even when it's repeatedly shorted by the baddie. He then places the two ends on the cheap helmet which our Capt., is forcibly made to wear. And to everybody's surprise , instead of limping in his chair , Capt. starts reeling out his award-winning dialogue (shown in the subtitle).