For the utterly jobless (2) - Uncyclopedia

Are you tired of playing CS 24x7 and wanna take a break?

Are you tired of working like a slave in your office and wanna blow your boss's brains off?

Are you feeling lonely because none of your messenger buddies are online?

Or.. are you plain bored of everything being normal?

Yes people .. the remedy for all this and more is here --- UNCYCLOPEDIA ---

Uncyclopedia
1) What is it ?
Ans : It is the ultimate parody of the ultimate nerd site called wikipedia.

2) What stuff does it contain?
Ans: The most sarcastic , slanderous , humorous , sexist , 1337 stuff eva!

3) Quick.. Dont keep nagging and gimme the link
Ans: www.uncyclopedia.org

The home page is loaded with totally insane articles .. a hint of things to come.

Start with the "Today's featured article" and check out the UnNews .. where every bit of information is falsified to parodical levels. Make additions to the "On this day" section and move on to the "did you know" and "featured picture" and try your best to make it to the "noob of the month" hall of fame :P Search for articles of your interest using UnCyclopedia's search tool.

*Statuatory Warning* : Articles are totally insensitive and may even be racist, but guaranteed to be hillarious.

And yeah.. dont forget to read the quotes by Uncyclopedia's gay mascot - the homosexual Oscar Wilde.

Check out Uncyclopedia's "SISTA Projects"

UnNews - The news source on crack
Undictionary - The ick!tionary of all things best left unsaid
UnTunes - Where noisy things can live and prosper
The Uncyclopedia Store - Buy unnecessary items to support Uncyclomedia
UnMeta - How Uncyclopedia doesn't work
UnBooks -Content-free books
Unquotable - Useless misquotes galore
Uncycloversity - If it makes sense, we don't want it

Yes people .. this edition of "For the utterly jobless" needs advanced technical knowledge of "switching on a computer". This makes it even more complicated and challenging than the game of "pen fight" . Anyway .. take up the challenge and i hope that everybody who reads this succeeds in being Totally Jobless , no matter where you are from or what you do for a living.